Couples’ alarm clock - Put the ring on your finger and it vibrates to wake you and not your partner…
Any man who says he wouldn’t put it on his dick is a liar.
If it’s for your finger and you can put it on your dick, you don’t need a couple’s alarm clock, you probably single.
there are two types of people
Sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes but then I remember once my friend came back from her vacation to see a robber in her house and then her family sat him down and then they all had a lengthy discussion about life choices
Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
“Millions of Twilight fans, they cannot wait to see this, it’s almost heartbreaking because they don’t want it to be over. It’s a little bittersweet, isn’t it?”
That is the laughingly mad face of a man who can see the end in sight, but is not there yet.
No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson. NO ONE.
some guy just knocked on my door and said “ben?” last time i checked i am not a ben
he just did it again and i had a moment of self doubt like
maybe i am ben
i’m laughing so hard oh my god
KOUJAKU’S HAND IS SO BIG???????/
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